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  • Published: 14 May 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay

    Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair
    Point 1: I hate my hair
    Point 2: My hair sucks
    Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair
    Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head

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    With love,

    Jashton Cutcher
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Comments • 16 772

  • Gene Pozniak
    Gene Pozniak  3 months back

    WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

    • Alexa Lincoln
      Alexa Lincoln  4 weeks back

      Excuse me shes the best shes funny shes just amazing

    • Alexis Manla
      Alexis Manla  1 months back

      bruh moment for all who took it seriously lol it’s sarcasm. this is madness

    • Ivy’s Gacha Galaxy
      Ivy’s Gacha Galaxy  1 months back

      ...

    • Betsy Mills
      Betsy Mills  1 months back

      Calm down, dad

    • Ana M
      Ana M  1 months back

      The award clearly wasnt the main topic of the video. “Oops im in new york” obviously saying the video will be about her trip to and in new york. Get out

  • Ahmed Batuaan
    Ahmed Batuaan  1 days back

    your so fuckin' precious when u smile!!🍎

    • adelegyeom
      adelegyeom  2 days back

      You went to the same hotel I went in November we should date

      • bbykookies
        bbykookies  4 days back

        You have too much homework

        • 형Tae
          형Tae  4 days back

          Nancy from 3rd grade is qUaKiNg-

          • Fillythecheese Wu
            Fillythecheese Wu  4 days back

            NaNcY from third grade is QuAkInG

            • Rainbow angel777
              Rainbow angel777  5 days back

              Have yall read the description cause I'm dying 😂😂😂

              • cdawg.77
                cdawg.77  5 days back

                Her moms face at 16:16😂
                Love ya joana❤️

                • Paja Varnicic
                  Paja Varnicic  5 days back

                  Patronus of Joana Ceddia is avocado,I am 100% sure.

                  • sorrynotsorryforbeingbias

                    Her dad was eating a whole chicken😂😂

                    • Gigliola Wong
                      Gigliola Wong  6 days back

                      oh my god my father is like your mum when planning for trips

                      • sestraćale vanimy
                        sestraćale vanimy  6 days back

                        I LOVE TWILIGHT STOP HAITING IT ROSLY IS PERFECT BUT EDWARD IS TOO

                        • Sister Alexia
                          Sister Alexia  6 days back

                          Who else is watching this 2019 1:31 lol

                          • Cheray Mae
                            Cheray Mae  7 days back

                            Was that Eva from my life is Eva!??}

                            • L Zil
                              L Zil  7 days back

                              “Except for Firebringer, Firebringer was funny.” JOANA KNOWS STARKID WHA-

                              • Madeline O'Marra
                                Madeline O'Marra  7 days back

                                I wanna go to eatily so bad but I found out the guy who owns it likes to sexually harass people SO NOW IM SAD

                                • Gamer AA
                                  Gamer AA  7 days back

                                  What time am I watching this? What grade am I? I am in grade 78 and the time is 11:08 in the night why am I watching this now? Because I want to. You didn’t ask me to even tell u this stuff, so why am I even TELLING YOU? BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA.

                                  • Shi'Daisha Colosimo
                                    Shi'Daisha Colosimo  7 days back

                                    BE MY FRIEND PLSSSS

                                    • Gamer AA
                                      Gamer AA  7 days back

                                      Joana for president 2020

                                      • Iliana Mendonca
                                        Iliana Mendonca  1 weeks back

                                        3:21 wait you guys are getting paid

                                        • ClassicalHeroes
                                          ClassicalHeroes  1 weeks back

                                          Your dad's cooler than you I-

                                          • •sukłia•
                                            •sukłia•  1 weeks back

                                            Oops I'm in America

                                            • Gacha Salem
                                              Gacha Salem  1 weeks back

                                              I'm not a fan of plays either John cena (I've done one in my life and that was school one I was forced into doing) and I've never seen a play nor want to

                                              • Isaraporn Chaipruet
                                                Isaraporn Chaipruet  1 weeks back

                                                You should just have your own little avocado tree and bring it everywhere

                                                • Thatanonymousidiot Kaur

                                                  Wait Eva gutowskiiiiiii??????!!! Was thereererreree aaaasazhhvfbcfb

                                                  • Sum Russell
                                                    Sum Russell  1 weeks back

                                                    It’s crazy how healthy her and her parents compared to how bad I eat

                                                    • Drama Llama
                                                      Drama Llama  1 weeks back

                                                      “Welcome to New York ‘’ Taylor Swift

                                                      • Robo- Jesus
                                                        Robo- Jesus  1 weeks back

                                                        I swear Joanna, if you skipped out m Hamilton I will remove your ears with a rusty spoon.

                                                        • Rochelle
                                                          Rochelle  1 weeks back

                                                          I love that you do everything with your mum and dad.

                                                          • Potato Abby
                                                            Potato Abby  1 weeks back

                                                            I asked my parents to go to New York to see my cousins see you see the event AND CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY cause the even was on my birthday and I screamed when I found out

                                                            • Tinkie Jones
                                                              Tinkie Jones  1 weeks back

                                                              why do i feel flattered when joana calls me an insulant cow


                                                              i mean i dont even know what means but thank you

                                                              • Umayyah Eesa
                                                                Umayyah Eesa  1 weeks back

                                                                I absolutely love your mum

                                                                • princess _ k
                                                                  princess _ k  1 weeks back

                                                                  I went to new York I want to go back so baddd

                                                                  • Natalia Evola
                                                                    Natalia Evola  1 weeks back

                                                                    Omg I've been to Eataly. And I was also into everything and wanted everything omggg

                                                                    • Chocolate Potato
                                                                      Chocolate Potato  1 weeks back

                                                                      Omg we were in the same in at the same time. I'm. Shaking

                                                                      • Camille Rochon
                                                                        Camille Rochon  1 weeks back

                                                                        15:07 bReaKiNg DawN

                                                                        • Rachel Thome
                                                                          Rachel Thome  1 weeks back

                                                                          Can you have a giant suit moment at the next event you go to? :P

                                                                          • Tiffany Comacho
                                                                            Tiffany Comacho  1 weeks back

                                                                            Why do u only film at 2:00Am??!!

                                                                            • Ashley Dao
                                                                              Ashley Dao  1 weeks back

                                                                              most of the vocabulary i use is from joana

                                                                              • cuyler kolethe
                                                                                cuyler kolethe  1 weeks back

                                                                                joana i live in ontario as well and i live in one of the most chinese cities ever and i recently went to chicago and i got scared about how many white people there were.

                                                                                • Mart e3
                                                                                  Mart e3  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I’m so curious as to what recipe you used for your breakfast wrap? Also, you’re absolutely hilarious. I showed my Kokum’s your hair dying vids while dying their hair and it was fantastic. The giggles from these girls were priceless. Thanks for uploading!

                                                                                  • Zapp Zeta
                                                                                    Zapp Zeta  1 weeks back

                                                                                    I think it's an avocado tortilla

                                                                                • •Wendsi
                                                                                  •Wendsi  1 weeks back

                                                                                  8:50 i dont really wanna do the work today i dont really wanna do the work today i dont wanna do the work i dont wanna do the work today, *huh whats this*

                                                                                  • Smol. _ .Baguette
                                                                                    Smol. _ .Baguette  1 weeks back

                                                                                    The fact that she purposely didn’t go to the broadway show...😪

                                                                                    • derpydino-saur
                                                                                      derpydino-saur  1 weeks back

                                                                                      I’m sorry, I need to.....
                                                                                      *THEATER KIDS ARE TRIGGERED*

                                                                                      • Rose 137
                                                                                        Rose 137  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Don’t you just hate it when you wake up in New York? 🙄

                                                                                        • Destiny Salazar
                                                                                          Destiny Salazar  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Luv how she says she woke up at 8:45 then shows the time on her phone and it says 8:54
                                                                                          Time 15:40

                                                                                          • Lo
                                                                                            Lo  2 weeks back

                                                                                            its your own fault for going to disneyland and not DISNEY WORLD. noob.

                                                                                            • Summer Colledge
                                                                                              Summer Colledge  2 weeks back

                                                                                              and i oop-